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Reservations are strongly suggested! Please call our reservation hotline at:
831-336-9221
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Dinners are served nightly from 5 pm until 10 pm Sunday-Thursday, and until 11 pm on Friday and Saturdays. You can request a reservation by calling 831-336-9221 at any time; if it's not during business hours, leave a message with your request and we'll return your call promptly to confirm the reservation...
Ciao!Bella!! asks its patrons to kindly observe certain rules of decorum while dining:
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THE RULES
The FEMALE always makes THE RULES!
THE RULES r subject 2 change @ anytime without prior notification!
No MALE can possibly know all THE RULES!
If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES!
The FEMALE is never wrong! If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding, which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong!! The MALE must appologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding...
The FEMALE may change her mind @ anytime!
The MALE may never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE!
The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset @ anytime...
The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him 2 b angry or upset!
The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know weather or not she wants him 2 b angry or upset!
The MALE is expected to mind read @ all times!
The FEMALE is ready when she is ready! The MALE must b ready @ ALL TIMES...
Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm!
The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES can't take the heat, lacks backbone, is a pussy, and will not b allowed to dine at CIAO! BELLA!!
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Thank u, MANAGMENT OF CIAO! BELLA!! ITALIAN RESTAURANT
Dare to live different - dine at Ciao!Bella!!
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